DJ Zinhle Opens “Side-Chick Academy” in Durban – First 500 Spots Sold Out in 11 Minutes! 👩‍🏫💋🇿🇦

Durban, South Africa – December 12, 2025, 2:00 p.m.

DJ Zinhle just turned the biggest scandal of the week into the hottest business of the year.

After the Moozlie kiss video broke the internet, Zinhle announced the launch of Side-Chick Academy – a three-day R15 000 “relationship survival course” at uMhlanga Arch.

The website went live at 13:00. By 13:11 the first 500 spots were gone. Waiting list already at 8 400.

Leaked syllabus:

Day 1: Ring Camera Evasion & Alibi Building 101

Day 2: How to Turn “Just Friends” into “Just Us”

Day 3: Exit Strategy – Leaving With the Bag & the Man

Bonus masterclass by Murdah Bongz: “How to Forgive & Forget (For Content)”

Uniform: Era By Zinhle tracksuits in black.

Certificate: “Certified Side-Chick Survivor – Level 1”

Zinhle on the promo video:

“I’m not teaching cheating. I’m teaching confidence, strategy, and how to collect your flowers while they’re still alive.”

Murdah Bongz confirmed as guest lecturer for “How to Stay When You’re Caught”.

The academy’s motto:

“Main chicks stress. Side chicks invest.”

Thuli Phongolo already booked the entire second batch for “research purposes”.

#SideChickAcademy trending #1 worldwide with 247 million posts.

————————————————— Written by Juice Master | Mzansi Satire King since 2025

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