BREAKING: Elon Musk Announces Plan to Move Twitter HQ to Mars, Cites "Less Drama" as Reason 🚀😂

Cape Town, South Africa – In a shocking turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to relocate Twitter's headquarters to Mars, citing "less drama" as the primary reason.

According to sources, Musk grew tired of dealing with South African Twitter users and their, ahem, "librand" tendencies. "I just can't take it anymore," Musk was quoted as saying. "The constant arguing, the memes, the uncle fest... it's just too much."

When asked about the logistics of moving an entire company to Mars, Musk replied, "Details, details. I've got a rocket, I've got a plan, and I've got a bad feeling about this whole Twitter thing."

The move is expected to be a major blow to South Africa's economy, particularly the Twitter-housed influencer industry. "But think of the bragging rights!" said local influencer, Khabib Ktown. "I'll be the only one with a verified checkmark on Mars!"

In related news, Musk has also announced plans to introduce a new Twitter feature: "Dislike" buttons for replies. "This will finally solve the problem of people being too afraid to unfollow me," he said.

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!

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