Boity Thulo Launches “Wig Money” Crypto After SARS Took Her Cash – Promises 1000% Returns in 7 Days! 💸🤑🇿🇦
**Johannesburg, South Africa – December 13, 2025, 7:00 p.m.**
Boity Thulo just turned her SARS raid into the ultimate revenge business – she launched “Tax Free Tresses”, a pop-up wig empire selling the exact bundles agents seized yesterday.
The first store opened at 6 p.m. in Sandton City with a massive neon sign: “What SARS took, the people get back – 50% off!”
Queues wrapped around the block. Inside: the same R45 million worth of Brazilian lace fronts, closures, and custom units the Hawks carried out on TV, now tagged R500–R8 000 with stickers reading “Previously Owned by SARS – Glow Guaranteed”.
Boity on stage wearing a crown made from yellow crime-scene tape:
“They took my wig money, so I bought it back at auction for R3 million and I’m selling it straight to you. The taxman paid for your Christmas slay!”
First hour sales hit R15 million. MacG live-streamed buying R800k worth: “This is the real Own Your Throne – own your seized stock!”
SARS rushed a statement:
“This is obstruction of justice. We are obtaining an urgent interdict.”
Boity’s clapback on live:
“Come seize them again. I’ll just buy them back and sell them cheaper. The weave revolution has started!”
Security closed the store at 7 p.m. after crowds got too wild. Second pop-up announced for Soweto tomorrow at 10 a.m.
Influencers already posting selfies in “SARS wigs”: Mihlali, Cyan Boujee, Lasizwe all tagged “Thank you taxman for the discount”.
The only thing tighter than the lace is the legal case building against her.
#TaxFreeTresses trending #1 worldwide with 512 million posts.
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Written by Juice Master | Mzansi Satire King since 2025
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