Boity Thulo Launches “Wig Money” Crypto After SARS Took R45 Million Cash – Promises 1000% Returns in 7 Days! 💸🤑🇿🇦
Boity Thulo is not letting SARS have the last laugh.
Less than 24 hours after the Hawks carted away R45 million in cash hidden inside her designer wigs, the influencer turned crypto queen went live from an unknown location holding a half-burnt Brazilian 30-inch and a MacBook.
“I lost physical wig money, so now I’m creating digital wig money,” she declared.
At exactly 11:11 a.m., she launched WIG COIN – a meme token with her face on it, promising 1000 % returns in seven days “or I personally deliver a new lace-front to your door.”
The presale page crashed in four minutes. By 11:30 a.m. the market cap hit R1.1 billion. MacG bought R10 million worth live on Podcast and Chill, screaming “This is the real Own Your Throne!”
The white paper is one sentence:
“Buy the dip, secure the wig.”
Boity’s new slogan:
“They took my cash wigs, so I made crypto wigs. The glow-up is now blockchain verified.”
SARS issued a statement at noon:
“We are monitoring this suspected new money-laundering scheme and advise the public to be cautious.”
Too late. Somizi already changed his Instagram name to “SomG | Wig Coin Ambassador”. Maps Maponyane posted a screenshot of R2 million invested with the caption “From influencer to crypto queen. I stan.”
Token contract address was shared by a 19-year-old from Soweto who woke up with R47 million in his wallet.
Boity’s final words on live before going offline:
“Wigs don’t cry. Wigs multiply. See you at R100 000 per coin 🤑”
The only thing burning hotter than her old wigs is the new money printer.
————————————————— Written by Juice Master | Mzansi Satire King since 2025
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